I came across this and thought it might bring a chuckle... and perhaps motivate me to start writing here again. Can you add to the list?
You know you live in New England if ...
... you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
... you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
... you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation.
... your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.
... someone in Home Depot offers you assistance, and they don't work there.
... you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
... you measure distance in hours.
... you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
... you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked.
... you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
... you design your child's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
... you know the 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
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... you lock your doors, but all your friends & relatives know where you keep the spare key.
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