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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Simple Math


ONE FERRARI












+ ONE LIGHT POLE AT 200 MPH










= PIECES






Injuries: some bruising & two small cuts.
Car Loss: $1,000,000
Mileage: 9 miles
Waiting List for New One: 2 years
Still Alive: Priceless
When can I drive Dad's car again?: Nuclear Half Life

3 comments:

BethsMomToo said...

Pitiful...I'm reduced to commenting on my own posts. But didn't anyone consider all the OTHER ways you might spend $1,000,000? Of course this comes from a woman who's perfectly happy with a '99 Expedition [except for the mileage it gets].

Tim Costine said...

if I'm not wrong, I believe that this happened on the PCH in malibu. the guy was a total weirdo. he wandered from the car, said he wasn't the driver, but the passenger. He said the driver ran off. Too bad the blood stain on the air bag matched the stains on his shirt. And they found that he got the car from embezzling.

BethsMomToo said...

So it wasn't a son driving Dad's car, huh? Well, the real story is also quite interesting. So much for ill-gotten gains...9 miles of ownership- one mile of which involved the car disintegrating into pieces.